#38, #39, #40 and #41

Try to potty train
Loves to pee in pot, not poo
Oh how I love poo!

Smeared on back and legs
Smelling of horrible shit
Anus red and sore

You'd think that the pain
Would motivate the training
Stubborn like Mama

Books help to keep still
Sesame Street always works
But still impatient

Then Mama sees him
So cute and still and "reading"
Can't help but love him

#37 Ha ha ha

Not often clever
But April Fools are easy
People gullible

OH! Data erased
Need new class lists right away
Silly teachers....HA!