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Thursday, May 14, 2015
Bookstore departments
Make me laugh, and make me think
Juxtaposition
Monday, August 25, 2014
Heads into grade two
Still calls me Mama, sometimes
How have these years passed?
Friday, May 23, 2014
Fitba, Fitba, Fitba
Baseball is too slow
He needs to move around more
So, fitba it is
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Write, publish, read, spread
Small press, social media
Good on you, CP!
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Easter Haiku
Empty cups and stuff
Weird brown tabs, mixed up colours
Happy boy smiling!
Pretty eggs, fun time
Waiting, reading, biding time
Easter colours, YAY!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Beautiful Boy
My beautiful boy
My smile, and his daddy's face
His own gorgeous curls!
My beautiful boy
His daddy's face and my smile
Force to reckon with!
Friday, November 4, 2011
Halloween
Milkmaid and wee cow
Dressup box saves the costume
Mama created
Robot bat he shouts
I have no clue what that means
But I still make it
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
#53
I love Ses'me Street.
I like Grover and Oscar.
But I love Big Bird.
Saturday, January 29, 2011
#52
Pregnant knitting friends
Remind me how big I was
Not so long ago
31 weeks - October 2007
35 weeks - Nov 2007 - still had another 6 WEEKS TO GO!!!
Thursday, December 9, 2010
#51
Beautiful season
Beautiful, beautiful boy
His smile fools them all
Friday, November 5, 2010
#50
Billy Connolly
There is magic when
A bucket list item is
Crossed off with a smile
Quivering voice says
"I met Billy Connolly"
His glee is mine, too
Sunday, June 20, 2010
#48, #49
Took a peek this morn
Duck and babies have waddled
One poor egg is left
Oh, am I morbid
To want to break it open
See what lies inside?
Thursday, June 3, 2010
#47
Mama Duck hides eggs,
She hates wading toddler pool,
She waits for silence.
#46
Stares at the telly,
Bowels as relaxed as jaw,
Oh come, dear poop, come!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
#45
Why, I ask, oh why
Do you look like a pirate?
He responds with 'arrr'.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
#42, #43, #44
Soon the school year ends
Summer will bring happy days
More time with kids, good!
Why do you dread it?
I ask so many women
See not what they have.
Fall days will come soon
Enjoy their childhood right now
Soon they will be grown
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
#38, #39, #40 and #41
Try to potty train
Loves to pee in pot, not poo
Oh how I love poo!
Smeared on back and legs
Smelling of horrible shit
Anus red and sore
You'd think that the pain
Would motivate the training
Stubborn like Mama
Books help to keep still
Sesame Street always works
But still impatient
Then Mama sees him
So cute and still and "reading"
Can't help but love him
#37 Ha ha ha
Not often clever
But April Fools are easy
People gullible
OH! Data erased
Need new class lists right away
Silly teachers....HA!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
#35 + #36 = LOVE?
I hate Valentine's,
Forced romance, meaningless love,
Cards, choc'late, flowers.
Any other day,
Gifts would be great from my love,
Now? Empty gesture.
Friday, January 16, 2009
#32, #33, #34
Snot freezes in air,
Front steps need more salt on them,
Why do I live here?
Gordon Ramsay rocks,
You tell it, baby, 'fuck ya',
"Clean up your act, cook."
Babe will ambulate,
Stands sometimes, steps soon to come,
You watch out, Mama!
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