#38, #39, #40 and #41

Try to potty train
Loves to pee in pot, not poo
Oh how I love poo!

Smeared on back and legs
Smelling of horrible shit
Anus red and sore

You'd think that the pain
Would motivate the training
Stubborn like Mama

Books help to keep still
Sesame Street always works
But still impatient

Then Mama sees him
So cute and still and "reading"
Can't help but love him

#37 Ha ha ha

Not often clever
But April Fools are easy
People gullible

OH! Data erased
Need new class lists right away
Silly teachers....HA!

#35 + #36 = LOVE?

I hate Valentine's,

Forced romance, meaningless love,

Cards, choc'late, flowers.

Any other day,

Gifts would be great from my love,

Now? Empty gesture.

#32, #33, #34

Snot freezes in air,
Front steps need more salt on them,
Why do I live here?

Gordon Ramsay rocks,
You tell it, baby, 'fuck ya',
"Clean up your act, cook."

Babe will ambulate,
Stands sometimes, steps soon to come,
You watch out, Mama!

#31

How does it happen,

That two darks put together,

Can make one so fair?

#28, #29, #30

Toys are everywhere,
Gift bags on ev'ry surface,
Christmas is over.

Cleanup is a bitch,
So am I, I have to guess,
Put your shit away!

The tree is still up,
Until New Year's day it stays,
Then all of it goes.

#25, #26, #27

Cold, sunny winter,
Snow piled high on boulevard,
Plows not by, can't walk.

Not finished shopping,
List written out in pocket,
When will I get done?

Kids done, hubby done,
Folks, cousins, aunts and uncles,
Claus needs to help more.