#48, #49

Took a peek this morn

Duck and babies have waddled

One poor egg is left

Oh, am I morbid
To want to break it open
See what lies inside?

#47

Mama Duck hides eggs,

She hates wading toddler pool,
She waits for silence.

#46

Stares at the telly,

Bowels as relaxed as jaw,

Oh come, dear poop, come!

#45

Why, I ask, oh why
Do you look like a pirate?
He responds with 'arrr'.

#42, #43, #44

Soon the school year ends
Summer will bring happy days
More time with kids, good!

Why do you dread it?
I ask so many women
See not what they have.

Fall days will come soon
Enjoy their childhood right now
Soon they will be grown

#38, #39, #40 and #41

Try to potty train
Loves to pee in pot, not poo
Oh how I love poo!

Smeared on back and legs
Smelling of horrible shit
Anus red and sore

You'd think that the pain
Would motivate the training
Stubborn like Mama

Books help to keep still
Sesame Street always works
But still impatient

Then Mama sees him
So cute and still and "reading"
Can't help but love him

#37 Ha ha ha

Not often clever
But April Fools are easy
People gullible

OH! Data erased
Need new class lists right away
Silly teachers....HA!