#45

Why, I ask, oh why
Do you look like a pirate?
He responds with 'arrr'.

#42, #43, #44

Soon the school year ends
Summer will bring happy days
More time with kids, good!

Why do you dread it?
I ask so many women
See not what they have.

Fall days will come soon
Enjoy their childhood right now
Soon they will be grown

#38, #39, #40 and #41

Try to potty train
Loves to pee in pot, not poo
Oh how I love poo!

Smeared on back and legs
Smelling of horrible shit
Anus red and sore

You'd think that the pain
Would motivate the training
Stubborn like Mama

Books help to keep still
Sesame Street always works
But still impatient

Then Mama sees him
So cute and still and "reading"
Can't help but love him

#37 Ha ha ha

Not often clever
But April Fools are easy
People gullible

OH! Data erased
Need new class lists right away
Silly teachers....HA!

#35 + #36 = LOVE?

I hate Valentine's,

Forced romance, meaningless love,

Cards, choc'late, flowers.

Any other day,

Gifts would be great from my love,

Now? Empty gesture.

#32, #33, #34

Snot freezes in air,
Front steps need more salt on them,
Why do I live here?

Gordon Ramsay rocks,
You tell it, baby, 'fuck ya',
"Clean up your act, cook."

Babe will ambulate,
Stands sometimes, steps soon to come,
You watch out, Mama!

#31

How does it happen,

That two darks put together,

Can make one so fair?